
We are all such idiots because this happens summer after summer, year after year. And let me be the first to put myself at the top of the idiot list.
Everybody loves the summer. I love the summer, you love the summer, the American people love the summer.
But that doesn’t mean we have to love everything that is spoon-fed to us during these months.
We keep getting fooled and/or sucked in by this supposed sports vacuum that’s going on and allowing ourselves to believe that things that really have no relevance are somehow important.
These NFL draftniks need to get a life. With only 10 months to go before the next draft, some dude posted a 2025 Mock Draft. It had LSU offensive tackle Will Campbell going sixth to the New England Patriots. Really? Campbell is a fine player and a certain high draft pick, but some guy has already figured out the ’25 draft order and that this is the spot? Did you leave any room for the idea that some player is going to make a rise up the draft boards, like a certain Heisman Trophy winner did last year?
And Lord help us all when training camps starts and every dropped out-route pass and hamstring twinge is going to be examined and presented as BREAKING NEWS!!!! Plus, “Winners and Losers from Week 1 of the NFL pre-season.”
Even worse is the NBA Summer League, which gets presented to us a significant preview of the upcoming season (which ends 11 months from now). We get a first-hand glimpse at which teams have the best 2nd round picks from two years ago but are going to end up in the G League anyway.
Look, I get it; league executives see the summer as the perfect place to place their secondary sports schedules and the TV executives are more than happy to oblige. You think the WNBA season just happens to be played during the summer?
Angel Reese has some record double-double streak that is the longest in WNBA history and we get daily updates about it. The double-double is one of the most bogus stats in the history of pro basketball. If you just keep rebounding your own missed layup, you can get half of it done in about 20 seconds. The player with the most double-doubles in an NBA season is Wilt Chamberlain (81 games), followed by Wilt Chamberlain (80), Wilt Chamberlain (80), Wilt Chamberlain (79) and Wilt Chamberlain (79). Spread over multiple seasons, Wilt had 227 straight double-doubles. Only 213 more to go!
Then there is the never-ending parade of soccer games/matches played on the field/pitch by teams wearing colorful uniforms/kits. They’ll keep right on inventing tournaments with the word “Copa” in them until someone makes them realize that if it‘s not the World Cup, it just doesn’t matter.
Nothing says “we’ve run out of things to televise” quite like the grossness of the Hot Dog Eating Contest. At least that only lasts a day, unlike the Fourth of July fireworks — a dog owner’s nightmare — that follow and, unfortunately, don’t only last a day. A couple of things about fireworks: (1) Is there a bigger mark-up in all of retail? and (2) Has anything changed in the last 50 years? It’s basically the same old stuff that we’ve had forever. Ever seen fireworks that make you say “Wow, I’ve never seen that before.”
Even the MLB All-Star Game, which should be the shining star of the summer, can’t get out of its own way by allowing the Home Run Derby to become the more anticipated event. And if you can hang on a few minutes, they’ll probably change the rules for that again.
But let’s give it up for college football, which has found a way to come up with the absolute king of summer things no one should ever pay attention to – the Watch List. Beginning July 29 and Aug. 13 – I know I’ve circled those dates — lists such as Doak Walker Watch List (quarterbacks) the Dave Remington Watch List (center) and the John Mackey Watch List (tight ends) will be announced.
Here are the basic guidelines for a school to get a player from a particular position on one of these lists: Do you have one? Yet schools will trumpet how they’ve got random number of players on Watch Lists, as if it really means something.
I’m more than a little embarrassed to admit that I looked up how many players were on last year’s Ray Guy Watch List (punter). One of the 49 – forty-nine! – was Seamus O’Kelly of Texas State, the most interesting name from the most obscure school I could find. Guess what was listed in his online bio: “Ray Guy Award Preseason Watch List.”
But hey, Wilt Chamberlain never did that.
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