Mulkey’s state tournament experience was infinitely better than this

If you’re trying to follow the LHSAA’s 2023 Oschner Girls Marsh Madness event – formerly known as the Sweet 16 when my hair was dark – this week in Hammond, here’s wishing you patience and good luck.

The information flow was infinitely better when Kim Mulkey was playing for Hammond High, way before coaching the country’s No. 4 college women’s basketball team 40 miles west of her hometown.

In those days (1977-80), Mulkey was known as “The Hammond Honey” (that wouldn’t fly today, would it?), averaging 35 points in her trademark pigtails as she led her school to four straight state championships. Daily newspapers (remember those?) from every city in the state had writers courtside, some reporting on every game whether or not local teams were involved. There was no streaming video (suddenly we are caught in a Bayou State Back to the Future episode; details to follow), but plenty of radio broadcasts, and crowds included people from around the state, a considerable number who came just to watch, not necessarily to cheer their own teams.

Now nobody, not the Associated Press, not the state’s “paper of record” in Baton Rouge, and certainly not any of the Gannett products, covers every game, even with a cursory 4-5 paragraph story and box score. That’s not progress. Not ripping the people who cover sports, just wincing at those whose budget decisions have decimated so much of what the sports fans took for granted when Mulkey was in uniform, instead of in wardrobe.

Not to criticize the LHSAA. So many of the shortcomings are beyond its control, starting with the train wreck that ensues in the year of our Lord 2023 when the internet service collapses.

That happened at the end of last week across the internet platform at Southeastern Louisiana University, which includes the University Center arena where Marsh Madness is being staged. The public was alerted quickly that ticket sales would revert back to cash only – no cards. Admission for adults, $18, is cash.

Word is that the internet problems may be rooted in a malware attack that has forced a shutdown of SLU’s access to the worldwide web. There’s also some shaky service over at LSU, but not a total collapse there, yet.

Looking at the smaller picture, no internet at Southeastern meant at least erratic, if not non-existent, live streaming game coverage of state semifinal games Monday through the NFHSnetwork.com provider. You couldn’t see Oakdale winning its battle with Arcadia 47-46 on a buzzer-beating, banked-in 3-pointer. You couldn’t watch the final game in the incredible coaching career of Florien’s Dewain Strother, who finished with well over 1,200 wins, but not one more with his granddaughter on the team. It ended with a 46-41 loss to another perennial small-school girls’ powerhouse, Hathaway (whose five starters all played every second, all 32 minutes). Woulda been fun to watch.

Parkway fans, be warned. If you want to watch the Lady Panthers (seeded No. 2, but, c’mon) in their Thursday 4:45 semifinal against No. 3 Barbe, you very likely need to be in the gym in Hammond. We’ll have postgame coverage in the Journal, of course, and when the Lady Panthers play at 8 Saturday night for the state championship (and they will), you’ll get that story right here – but maybe not via NFHSnetwork.com, through no fault of its own.

Don’t expect to follow scores via Twitter. There’s no special provision of internet access for media at the University Center. Even using their own hot spots has proven fruitless more often than not so far. Give the LSHAA credit for finding a way to post halftime and final box scores on its @LHSAASports Twitter account.

I’m not being sentimental when I suggest the good ole days were better. I am being prudent giving Parkway people a heads up.

BTW, next week the boys’ version of Marsh Madness moves to Lake Charles, where presumably there will be internet. But the Southland Conference Tournament runs through Wednesday night at McNeese’s Legacy Center, so the support staff from the hometown university’s athletic department (absent entirely at Southeastern, oddly, which used to not be the case) won’t be involved in staging the event at aging Burton Coliseum.

This is progress, 40-plus years later? Whatever it is, the teams that win won’t mind, even if the experience won’t be what it once was.

Contact Doug at sbjdoug@gmail.com


Agenda for today’s Shreveport City Council meeting

JOURNAL STAFF

The Shreveport City Council will hold a regular city council meeting today at 3 p.m. at Government Plaza. The council holds it meetings the second and fourth Tuesday of each month and will be reserved to only items on the Agenda.

The public is invited to both the council meetings on Tuesdays and the Administrative Conference meetings that take place the Monday before with the understanding that items not on the agenda will not be discussed at the scheduled council meetings, but the public is welcome to discuss any topic at the Administrative Conference meetings.

Attached is the agenda for this week’s meeting.


Five local boys’ basketball teams host playoff tilts; Giants fall

(Photo by JOHN PENROD, Journal Sports)

JOURNAL STAFF

Bossier, Calvary, Captain Shreve, Huntington and Southwood all received first-round byes in the LHSAA boys’ basketball playoffs and will be the host teams in second-round games tonight.

Green Oaks, playing in Select Division III and the only local team in second-round action Monday night, fell to top-ranked Newman 74-48. The Giants finish their season 15-15 while the defending state champion Greenies move on with a 29-6 mark.

Bossier (20-10) is the only non-select team and the No. 4 seed in Division II. The Bearkats will play No. 13 Opelousas (20-12) . The Bearkats were the two seed in Class 3A last season and finished as a state semifinalist. It was their third trip in four years to the state tournament and came a year after the last time they lost a second-round game.

Calvary (22-5) is the No. 3 seed in Select Division III and will play host to No. 14 Mentorship Academy (20-13). The Cavs have built a reputation of going to the state tournament as well, finishing as the state runner-up in Division IV the last three seasons.

The other three local teams in action tonight are in the Select Division I bracket. Huntington (22-8) is the No. 4 seed and will face No. 13 Holy Cross (20-8). Southwood, the District 1-5A champion, is the No. 5 seed and carries a 23-7 record against No. 12 John Curtis (25-7). Captain Shreve (24-5) is the No. 6 seed and will entertain No. 11 McMain (14-7).

Here is the complete schedule of tonight’s games.

Non-Select Division II

13-Opelousas (20-12) at 4-Bossier (20-10), 7 p.m. 

Select Division I

12-John Curtis (25-7) at 5-Southwood (23-7), 6:30 p.m.

13-Holy Cross (20-8) at 4-Huntington (22-8), 6:30 p.m.

11-McMain (14-7) at 6-Captain Shreve (24-5), 6 p.m.

Select Division II

12-Evangel (22-10) at 5-Shaw (20-5), 7 p.m. 

Select Division III

14-Mentorship Academy (20-13) at 3-Calvary (22-5), 7 p.m.

15-Loyola (19-12) at 2-Metairie Park Country Day (25-7), 7 p.m.


Monday’s baseball, basketball, softball scoreboard; today’s schedule

JOURNAL STAFF

College Baseball

Monday’s scores

No games scheduled.

Today’s games

Louisiana Tech at Ole Miss, 4 p.m.

Southern Arkansas Tech at BPCC, 6 p.m.

Stephen F. Austin at Northwestern State, 6 p.m.

Grambling State at ULM, 6 p.m.

LSU at Texas, 6:30 p.m.

College Basketball

Monday’s scores 

WOMEN

Grambling State 59, Bethune-Cookman 52

MEN

Grambling State 66, Bethune-Cookman 54

Today’s games

No games scheduled.

College Softball

Monday’s scores

No games scheduled.

Today’s game

UA Rich Mountain vs. BPCC at Centenary, 1 p.m. 

High School Basketball

Monday’s score

LHSAA Boys playoffs – Second round (seed in parenthesis)

Select Division III

(1) Newman 74, (17) Green Oaks 48 

Today’s games 

LHSAA Boys playoffs – Second round (seed in parenthesis)

Non-Select Division II

(13) Opelousas at (4) Bossier, 7 p.m.

Select Division I

(12) John Curtis at (5) Southwood, 6:30 p.m.

(13) Holy Cross at (4) Huntington, 6:30 p.m.

(11) McMain at (6) Captain Shreve, 6 p.m.

Select Division II

(12) Evangel at (5) Shaw, 7 p.m. 

Select Division III

(14) Mentorship Academy at (3) Calvary, 7 p.m.

(15) Loyola at (2) Metairie Park Country Day, 7 p.m.

High School Baseball

Monday’s scores

Byrd 14, Marshall, Texas 0
Natchitoches Central 3, Northwood 1
Minden 18-8, Southwood 8-2
North DeSoto 16, BTW 0
North Caddo 11, Doyline 3
Summerfield at Plain Dealing, ppd. 

Today’s games

Sterlington at Haughton, 5 p.m.

Benton at Ruston, 5:30 p.m.

Airline at Texas High, 6 p.m.

Byrd at Calvary, 5 p.m.

Loyola at Captain Shreve, 6 p.m.

Parkway at Elysian Fields, Texas, 6 p.m.

BTW at Evangel, 4:30 p.m.

Huntington at Evangel, 6 p.m.

Bossier at Northwood, 5 p.m.

Plain Dealing at Stanley, 5 p.m.

High School Softball

Monday’s scores

Simsboro 16, Byrd 1
Captain Shreve 9, Evangel 2
Mansfield 15-26, BTW 1-3
West Monroe 10, Haughton 0
Northwood-Lena at Southwood, no report
Northwood 16, Ebarb 0
Loyola 19, Red River 1

Today’s games

Quitman at Airline

Byrd at Calvin

Haughton at Sterlington

Natchitoches Central at Calvary

Caddo Magnet at Parkway

Southwood at Downsville

Bossier at Northwood

St. Mary’s at Loyola

Zwolle at North Caddo

Schedules are subject to cancellations and postponements.


NSU women finally capture Southland Conference indoor track crown

FINALLY:  The Northwestern State women’s track and field team shattered its glass ceiling Monday by claiming a long-awaited Southland Conference crown in dramatic fashion. (Photo courtesy Southland Conference)

JOURNAL SPORTS

BIRMINGHAM —Heading into the final event of the Southland Conference Indoor Championships Monday afternoon, all that stood between the Northwestern State women’s track & field team and its elusive first team title was a successful showing in one of its best events. 

While the NSU women didn’t win that race, the 4×400-meter relay team did what it needed to do — finish ahead of Lamar and UIW — to capture its first ever women’s team title at the two-day Southland Indoor Championships at the Birmingham Crossplex.

“It feels great to finally get one,” head coach Mike Heimerman said. “It is like a monkey off our back. This is a very young group and it shows they have a ton of confidence. I am really excited for what is to come.” 

The quartet of Sian Weller, Sanaria Butler, Maygan Shaw and Vanessa Balde finished second in the final  event with a time of 3:45.50, only bested by Texas A&M-Commerce’s season-best performance. 

“We knew we were gassed due to our athletes having competed already that day,” Heimerman said. “But I would not have wanted anyone else out there to try to secure a championship. I knew if they were to run a decent time, we had it.” 

Heading into the race, NSU was tied with UIW and Lamar for the top spot in the team scoring with 103 points, setting up a championship race. 

NSU finished with 111 points, while Lamar came in second with 107 and UIW came in third with 103. The three-point margin of victory for the team title was the closest since 2006, when the top three teams were separated by three points.

The Lady Demons had finished in the top three the past six seasons, and had been bridesmaids before at times since NSU joined the Southland in 1987, but never could break through and win it — until Monday. 

Lynell Washington was a star for the champs, winning a pair of golds in the 60 meters and 200 meters. 

On the men’s side, the Demons came in second with 104 points, only trailing 143.5 by repeat conference champion UIW.


Bossier booking information: Terrance Lazell Gant, aggravated assault. Bond: $181,000

All persons are presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.

Terrance Lazell Gant

Age: 50
Race: Black
Sex: Male

Current booking information:

14:37. Aggravated assault. Bond: $15,000
14:004A. Warrant-failure to appear. Bond: $1,000
14:37. Aggravated assault. Bond: $15,000
14:35.3L|SIMPLE. Domestic abuse  battery-strangulation-simple. Bond: $150,000
14:67. Theft. Bond: $0
14:000. Fugitive. Bond: $0


Vanilla Pudding Cake 

A million and one more star for this easy, delish cake!  Seriously so dang yummy.  Every time I walked by it I snagged another square and another. 

You will start by making an easy sauce on the stove, pour it into the pan and spoon the batter over the sauce.  If you are a vanilla fan, this one is FOR YOU! My boys do not care for frosting, so this was a huge hit with them as well.

Sauce:

  • 1 tablespoon cornstarch
  • 1 1/2 cups milk, divided
  • 1/2 cup sugar
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla
  • 1/8 teaspoon salt

Cake:

  • 1 cup flour
  • 1/2 cup sugar
  • 1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 3/4 cup milk
  • 3 tablespoons butter, melted & slightly cooled
  • 1 large egg
  • 1 tablespoon vanilla

Directions

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees.  Grease an 8” baking pan.  

To make the sauce put the cornstarch and 2 tablespoons of milk in a sauce pan.  Stir until thoroughly combined.  Add remaining milk, sugar, vanilla and salt.  Heat over medium-low heat, stirring occasionally until the mixture comes to a simmer.  

Pour the sauce into the greased pan and set aside while you make the cake.

Whisk together flour, sugar, baking powder and salt.  In a separate bowl whisk the milk, melted butter, egg and vanilla.  Add flour mixture to milk mixture and stir just until combined.  Spoon or slowly pour the batter over the sauce mixture.  

Bake 35-40 minutes.  The top should be golden brown and the sauce will bubble around the edges.  Cool 15 minutes before serving.  Serve warm.

Ashley Madden Rowton is a wife, mom, and contributor to Webster Parish, Natchitoches Parish, and Shreveport-Bossier journals, as well as a published cookbook author.


Notice of Death – February 27, 2023

Irma Wright Davis
August 3, 1934 — February 19, 2023
Visitation: Friday, March 3, 2023, 10:00 a.m.-6:00 p.m. at Heavenly Gates, 1339 Jewell Street, Shreveport.
Funeral Service: Saturday, March 4, 2023, 11:00 a.m. at Macedonia Baptist Church, 409 Caddo Avenue, Benton.
Interment: Saturday, March 4, 2023, following service at Benton Community Cemetery, Benton.

William Charles Reliford
December 4, 1951 — February 20, 2023
Visitation: Friday, March 3, 2023, 11:00 a.m.-7:00 p.m. at New Bethel MBC, 3300 Greenwood Road, Shreveport.
Funeral Service: Saturday, March 4, 2023, 11:00 a.m. at New Bethel MBC, 3300 Greenwood Road, Shreveport.
Interment: Saturday, March 4, 2023, following service at Round Grove Cemetery, New Elizabeth.

Henry Allen
August 18, 1943 — February 23, 2023
Visitation: Friday, March 3, 2023, 10:00 a.m.-6:00 p.m. at Heavenly Gates, 1339 Jewell Street, Shreveport.
Funeral Service: Saturday, March 4, 2023, 11:00 a.m. at Heavenly Gates, 1339 Jewell Street, Shreveport.
Interment: Saturday, March 4, 2023, following service at Carver Cemetery, Kennie Road, Shreveport.

Dorothy M. Fields
February 27, 1944 — February 23, 2023
Visitation: Friday, March 3, 2023, 10:00 a.m.-6:00 p.m. at New Bethel MBC, 3300 Greenwood Road, Shreveport.
Funeral Service: Saturday, March 4, 2023, 1:00 p.m. at New Bethel MBC, 3300 Greenwood Road, Shreveport.
Interment: Saturday, March 4, 2023, following service at Carver Cemetery, Kennie Road, Shreveport.

Jerome Young, Jr.
May 31, 1992 — February 13, 2023
Viewing: Friday, March 3, 2023, 1:00-8:00 p.m. at Precious Memories Mortuary Chapel, 4017 Greenwood Road, Shreveport.
Graveside Service: Saturday, March 4, 2023, 1:00 p.m. at New Zion Cemetery, LA Hwy 518 Old Athens Road, Minden.

Annie Mae Palmer
October 5, 1932 — February 22, 2023
Celebration of Life: Tuesday, Feb. 28, 2023, 11:00 a.m. at Precious Memories Mortuary Chapel, 4017 Greenwood Road, Shreveport.

LaShonda M. Rutledge
March 11, 1980 — February 19, 2023
Viewing: Friday, March 3, 2023, 1:00-5:00 p.m. at Precious Memories Mortuary Chapel, 4017 Greenwood Road, Shreveport.
Family Hour: Friday, March 3, 2023, 7:00-8:00 p.m. at Greater New Zion Full Gospel, 4820 Greenwood Road, Shreveport.
Celebration of Life: Saturday, March 4, 2023, 11:00 a.m. at Greater New Zion Full Gospel, 4820 Greenwood Road, Shreveport.

Seth Neal Chambers
September 18, 1958 — February 21, 2023
Viewing: Friday, March 3, 2023, 1:00-8:00 p.m. at Precious Memories Mortuary Chapel, 4017 Greenwood Road, Shreveport.
Celebration of Life: Saturday, March 4, 2023, 11:00 a.m. at Mount Corinth Baptist Church, 341 E. Merrick Street, Shreveport.

William Randolph ‘Randy’ Fair
July 7, 1946 — February 25, 2023
Visitation: Friday, March 3, 2023, 1:00-1:45 p.m. at Osborn Funeral Home, 3631 Southern Avenue, Shreveport.
Funeral Service: Friday, March 3, 2023, following visitation at Osborn Funeral Home, 3631 Southern Avenue, Shreveport.
Interment: Friday, March 3, 2023, 3:15 p.m. at Plain Dealing Cemetery, Plain Dealing.

Syble Corley Ruffin
August 23, 1929 — February 25, 2023
Graveside Service: Saturday, March 4, 2023, 2:00-3:00 p.m. at Highland Cemetery, Mansfield.

Clifford Morris ‘Pete’ Sistrunk
January 24, 1942 — February 26, 2023
Visitation: Saturday, March 4, 2023, 9:00-10:00 a.m. at Rose-Neath Funeral Home, 943 Polk Street, Mansfield.
Funeral Service: Saturday, March 4, 2023, 10:00-11:00 a.m. at Rose-Neath Funeral Home, 943 Polk Street, Mansfield.
Interment: Saturday, March 4, 2023, 11:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. at Mitchell Cemetery, Sistrunk Loop.

Bernard Rushing Bossier
October 31, 1936 — February 26, 2023
Visitation: Wednesday, March 1, 2023, 5:00-8:00 p.m. at Union Springs Baptist Church, 1032 LA-191, Converse.
Funeral Service: Thursday, March 2, 2023, 2:00-3:00 p.m. at Union Springs Baptist Church, 1032 LA-191, Converse.
Interment: Thursday, March 2, 2023, 3:15-4:15 p.m. at Union Springs Cemetery, 1032 LA-191, Converse.

Linda Sue Baylis Botelho
May 29, 1942 — February 24, 2023
Graveside Service: Wednesday, March 1, 2023, 10:00-11:00 a.m. at Providence Cemetery, Ringgold.

Carolyn Calhoun Huckabay
March 9, 1935 — February 24, 2023
Memorial Service: Saturday, March 4, 2023, 11:00 a.m.-12:00 p.m. at First Baptist Church, 543 Ockley Drive, Shreveport.

Charlotte Yvonne Thompson
January 31, 1953 — February 23, 2023
Visitation: Wednesday, March 1, 2023, 11:00 a.m.-1:00 p.m. at Forest Park Funeral Home, 1201 Louisiana Avenue, Shreveport.
Graveside Service: Wednesday, March 1, 2023, 2:00 p.m. at Forest Park West Cemetery, 4000 Meriwether Road, Shreveport.

Dewitt Clinton Cooper, Sr.
May 14, 1926 — February 23, 2023
Visitation: Wednesday, March 1, 2023, 5:00-7:00 p.m. at Centuries Memorial Funeral Home, 8801 Mansfield Road, Shreveport.
Celebration of Life at Graveside: Thursday, March 2, 2023, 2:00 p.m. at Centuries Memorial Funeral Home, 8801 Mansfield Road, Shreveport.

Charles B. Amie
July 19, 1941 — February 19, 2023
Graveside Service: Tuesday, Feb. 28, 2023, 11:00 a.m. at Mansfield Cemetery, 303-309 Van Buren Street, Mansfield.

James Ronald ‘Ronnie’ Bergeron
July 4, 1937 — February 23, 2023
Visitation: Wednesday, March 1, 2023, 5:00-7:00 p.m. at Rose-Neath Funeral Home, 1815 Marshall Street, Shreveport.
Memorial Service: Thursday, March 2, 2023, 10:00 a.m. at St. Joseph Catholic Church, 211 Atlantic Avenue, Shreveport.

Ted Taylor
November 29, 1963 — February 14, 2023
Memorial Service: Sunday, March 5, 2023, 2:00-3:00 p.m. at Ida United Methodist Church, Kentucky Avenue, Ida.

Yolanda Burnom
September 1, 1974 — February 6, 2023
Visitation: Tuesday, Feb. 28, 2023, 6:00-8:00 p.m. at Christian Faith Worship Center, 5201 North Market Street, Shreveport.
Celebration of Life: Wednesday, March 1, 2023, 11:00 a.m. at Christian Faith Worship Center, 5201 North Market Street, Shreveport.
Military Honors: Wednesday, March 1, 2023, 2:00 p.m. at Northwest Louisiana Veterans Cemetery, 7970 Mike Clark Road, Keithville.

Ruby Mae Rayson Robinson
April 5, 2022 — February 11, 2023
Funeral Service: Tuesday, Feb. 28, 2023, 11:00 a.m. at Winnfield Funeral Home, 3701 Hollywood Avenue, Shreveport.
Interment: Tuesday, Feb. 28, 2023, following service at Lincoln Memorial Park Cemetery, 6915 W. 70th Street, Shreveport.

Ginger Dawn Fleming
October 11, 1951 — February 19, 2023
Memorial Service: Thursday, March 16, 2023, 3:300-4:30 p.m. at United Pentacostal Church of Benton, 220 Pine Street, Benton.

Freddy Bruce Studdard
May 4, 1946 — December 23, 2022
Graveside Service: Saturday, April 15, 2023, 1:00-1:30 p.m. at Mount Paran Cemetery, 3749 Mt. Paran Church Road, Social Circle, Ga.

Amy Lynette Pardue
October 21, 1968 — February 8, 2023
Visitation: Thursday, March 2, 2023, 11:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. at Rose-Neath Funeral Home, 2500 Southside Drive, Shreveport.
Memorial Service: Thursday, March 2, 2023, 12:30-1:30 p.m. at Rose-Neath Funeral Home, 2500 Southside Drive, Shreveport.

Robert T. Stinson III
June 6, 1946 — January 29, 2023
Celebration of Life: Saturday, March 25, 2023, 1:00 p.m. at 220 Cash Point Road, Bossier City. (In case of inclement weather, the celebration will be held at Benton Methodist Church, 4615 Palmetto Road, Benton.)

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Love story that began in the 1950s produces big boost for Bossier football in 2023

Bobby “Hurricane” Howell was a giving man. He was one heck of a multi-sport athlete at Bossier High in the 1950s and was asked to walk on by the LSU Tigers. The Plain Dealing native’s most important work came after his success on the field. Not only did he build an impressive business empire, Howell Environmental Companies, he was always happy to share the wealth.   

Thanks to his wife, Flora Howell, the generosity of the Bossier High Hall of Famer didn’t cease when he died at the age of 76 in 2015. 

Flora was pretty sure her next philanthropic move was to establish a scholarship in Howell’s name. 

Then the phone rang. 

Sometimes timing really is everything. 

At Howell’s alma mater, another passionate Bossier High product, Gary Smith, is on a mission to make the Bearkats great again. Smith is just a few weeks into his stint as the head football coach and he hit the ground running. 

“I put out a letter on social media,” Smith said. “We needed to raise $35,000 to revamp our weight room, for starters. 

“There are a lot of other things we need, but the weight room has to happen now.” 

Word traveled all the way to Flora Howell in Lafayette. Before he could blink, Smith was headed south on I-49 to meet with Flora on Saturday. 

“I was so excited,” Flora told The Journal. “I thought about how much (Bobby) loved Bossier High. The timing was perfect. He was a Bossier High School man, let me tell you. He went to all the reunions.” 

Smith and Howell met for more than an hour Saturday. 

The Bearkats are going to get that weight room. 

“You can tell how much Bossier High means to Coach Smith,” Howell said. “He’s very passionate. He feels he’s the right guy for the job.   

“Bobby used to pay for people’s funerals, weddings and college. If he could, he helped. He felt very blessed and wanted to return all that.” 

It may be easier for private schools and those in higher classifications to fundraise, but it can be done. There’s always someone willing to help. 

Bossier isn’t the only winner in this instance. Flora Howell was full of pride and love when describing her late husband and his desire to help others. But she’s still a little mad “Hurricane” played hard to get. 

Flora recalls meeting Bobby at the “Bossier pool” during their senior year of high school, however nothing came of the encounter. A short time later, the two ran across each other at Northwestern State College’s freshman dance. 

“He asked one of my friends to get introduced to me,” Flora said. “I said, ‘I just met you.’ 

“He said, ‘I don’t remember.’ I said, ‘I had my white bathing suit on, how can you forget?’” 

Although Hurricane was off to a rocky start, the soon-to-be lovebirds enjoyed their first date that night. The rest is history. 

From that moment on, Bobby Howell made sure Flora knew she was unforgettable. They were married for 53 years. 

A knee injury during the first week of practice in Baton Rouge sent Howell to NSC, but that didn’t prevent him from becoming a big man on the Demons’ campus, revered as an undefeated Golden Gloves and Tri-State AAU heavyweight boxing champion. 

And, of course, it paved the way for a love story seven decades strong. 

Smith has been encouraged about the outpouring of support for his Bearkats. In addition to the Howells’, he’s received several other contributions that will help with the weight room and cosmetic improvements around campus. 

“I want to make this a place players, coaches and teachers drive up to and say, ‘Wow,’” Smith said. “I could have probably mixed and matched weight racks, but these kids deserve better than that. We’re going to get the top-notch equipment and do it right.” 

Smith has already garnered a big fan in Flora Howell and will certainly add many others with his determination. 

“The other night, I was on the field and saw the skylines of Bossier and Shreveport,” Smith said. “I love the view. This is a great place for high school football.

“I want to end my career at Bossier.” 

It’s clear the Bearkats are in good hands.

Contact Roy at roylangiii@yahoo.com


Green Oaks starts second round of LSHAA boys’ basketball playoffs on road

JOURNAL STAFF

Green Oaks hits the road to New Orleans today for its second-round LHSSA boys’ basketball playoff game against defending state champion Newman a day ahead of the rest of the regional round of games.

The Giants are the No. 17 seed in the Select Division III playoffs and stand 15-14 after their first-round win Friday at Pope John Paul II. Jonathan Stokes led GO with 28 points in the 58-50 win, its first playoff win since 2019.  

The Greenies are the top seed in the bracket and 28-6 with a seven-game win streak that ended their regular season. Newman won the Division III championship last season after a state runner-up finish the previous season.

Green Oaks will be looking for its first back-to-back playoff wins since 2011.

Here is a look at the local second-round games to be played Tuesday.

Tuesday’s second-round games (seeding listed in front of school names)

Non-Select Division II

(13) Opelousas (20-12) at (4) Bossier (20-10)

Select Division I

(12) John Curtis (25-7) at (5) Southwood (23-7), 6:30 p.m.

(13) Holy Cross (20-8) at (4) Huntington (22-8)

(11) McMain (14-7) at (6) Captain Shreve (24-5), 6 p.m. 

Select Division II

(12) Evangel (22-10) at (5) Shaw (20-5), 7 p.m. 

Select Division III

(14) Mentorship Academy (20-13) at (3) Calvary (22-5), 7 p.m.

(15) Loyola (19-12) at (2) Metairie Park Country Day (22-5), 7 p.m. 

MONDAY

(17) Green Oaks (15-14) at (1) Newman (28-6), 6 p.m.


Mudbugs back in tie for third after split with Lone Star

(Photo courtesy Shreveport Mudbugs)

By ROY LANG III, Journal Sports

“Only against Lone Star.”

Shreveport Mudbugs head coach Jason Campbell said it perfectly.

The Mudbugs and Brahmas played more than 126 minutes this weekend on George’s Pond at Hirsch Coliseum. The teams combined for just three goals – not one during regulation or overtime Saturday night. 

In the end, both teams earned three of four points as Shreveport captured a thrilling 2-1 overtime decision Friday thanks to a game-winning goal from Ryan Burke.

Saturday, Shreveport netminder Nikola Goich and counterpart Arthur Smith stopped all 55 shots they faced before Lone Star prevailed in a shootout.

It marked just the second time in Shreveport’s seven seasons in the North American Hockey League it had a scoreless game reach a shootout. The other, naturally, came against Lone Star on Sept. 16, 2017 at The George. The Mudbugs won that game with Gustav Grigals between the pipes. It was the second game of the 2017-18 Robertson Cup championship campaign.

This weekend, there wasn’t much complaining to do about a hard-fought three points, but Campbell says a lack of “jump” at the end of a long week may have prevented a four-point weekend for the Mudbugs.

The lead-up was filled with 6 a.m. practices and trips to local schools to read Dr. Seuss books. An overtime affair in front of a sold-out crowd Friday was followed by another overtime game in front of a packed house Saturday.

“The guys were really busy, but that’s part of what we do,” Campbell told The Journal.

“That’s when a little intestinal fortitude is needed. Nobody cares what’s going on (off the ice) when it comes to winning. If there is a Division I school watching this game – they care about the performance on the ice.”

The Mudbugs (25-14-7) moved back into a tie with New Mexico for third place in the NAHL’s South Division.

“We were close (to a sweep),” Campbell said. “We did some good things this week. The disappointing part of not scoring (Saturday) was not getting the crowd ripping.”

After Simon Bucheler collected the victory between the pipes Friday, Goich got the call Saturday and continued his impressive play.

“Niko played a great game,” Campbell said. “He practices hard. You never know when your number will be called, but he showed a lot of poise and maturity and gave us every opportunity to win this hockey game. It’s a shame we didn’t pull it out for him.”

Notes: Shreveport forward Kason Muscutt was suspended for Saturday night’s game for his checking from behind penalty in Friday’s game. He’s expected to return when the Mudbugs travel to Corpus Christi.

Last week’s 3 Stars

  1. Simon Bucheler, stopped 26 of 27 shots he faced Friday night to win his sixth game in seven starts.
  1. Nikola Goich, the hard-luck loser Saturday. Stopped all 24 shots he faced in regulation and overtime.
  1. Ryan Burke, notched the game-winning goal in overtime Friday and nearly collected another OT winner Saturday.

NAHL South Division standings

Oklahoma (36-7-1), 73 points

Lone Star (29-11-6), 64

New Mexico (27-17-3), 57

Shreveport (25-14-7), 57

Odessa (23-19-3), 49

Amarillo (23-19-3), 49

El Paso (13-28-4), 30

Corpus Christi (10-30-6), 26

*top four make the playoffs 

Team leaders

Goals: Garrett Steele, 15

Assists: Logan Heroux, Drake Morse, 23

Points: Morse, 36

Penalty Minutes: Maksim Sushchynski, 72

Game-winning goals: Morse, Hayden Nichol, Logan Gotinsky, Jake Mack, 3

Goals-against average: Simon Bucheler, 2.05

Save percentage: Bucheler, .918

Up next

Shreveport travels to Corpus Christi for a quick two-game roadie — Friday and Saturday, 7:05 p.m.

Contact Roy at roylangiii@yahoo.com


RRAC tourney titles elude LSUS teams; Centenary men bow in SCAC semis

TO THE RACK:  Tyler Washington drives the baseline for a thundering dunk Saturday as the LSUS Pilots posted an overtime win behind his 33 points in the conference tournament semifinals. (Photo courtesy Red River Athletic Conference)

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Both LSUS basketball teams reached Sunday’s championship games in the Red River Athletic Conference Tournament at Rapides Coliseum in Alexandria, but neither cut down the nets in a postgame celebration.

But there’s postseason life for each squad, in next month’s NAIA tournaments. Meanwhile, the Centenary men are finished after falling in the Southern Collegiate Athletic Conference semifinals, ending an 18-9 season.

The Pilots struggled offensively for much of the RRAC Tournament. They barely made it out of the quarterfinals and semifinals. LSUS shot 34 percent overall and 59 percent on free throws while escaping Jarvis Christian 57-56 on Friday, then needed a controversial foul call at the buzzer and three do-or-die free throws from Jordan DeCuir to get to overtime Saturday in a 96-92 victory over Louisiana Christian.

Sunday in the final against Xavier, the Pilots faltered down the stretch, getting outscored 25-11 to finish the game after the Gold Rush took the lead for good, 54-52.

The Lady Pilots rode third-quarter surges to triumph in the first two rounds, topping Hutson-Tillotson 74-65 and Louisiana Christian 62-46. But top-seeded Texas A&M-Texarkana left no room for a rally, leading 47-15 at halftime in an 81-46 championship game win.

In the Pilots’ thrilling semifinal shootout win, Tyler Washington scored 33 points and snagged 12 rebounds while DeCuir and Jalen Brooks both scored 16. Brooks grabbed 22 rebounds.

LSUS overcame a 10-point deficit down the stretch in regulation. Down 90-87 with 3.5 seconds left, LCU missed two free throws, either of which would have essentially clinched the upset. The Pilots, out of timeouts, hurried the ball upcourt and DeCuir got off a 3-pointer at the buzzer that didn’t draw iron. Footage from KALB-TV seemed to show no contact by the defender, but an official from across the court whistled a foul. DeCuir didn’t flinch given the opportunity to tie the game and force OT with his three made free throws.

In the championship game, Xavier outscored LSUS 49-29 in the second half, as the Pilots made only eight of 25 shots compared to 17 of 27 aim by the Gold Rush. Brooks contributed 19 points and 11 rebounds for LSUS.

The Lady Pilots came out of the halftime locker room very well in their first two games. Against Hutson-Tillotson, they posted a 26-16 margin in the third quarter in a nine-point win, and in the semifinal, it was a 26-9 advantage in the third period in the 16-point victory.

The LSUS women outshot Hutson-Tillotson 50-32 percent as Alexis Brown scored 16. She and Chelsey White scored a dozen against LCU while Derrica Gilbert led with 13 points.

For Centenary, Seth Thomas made the SCAC All-Tournament team, the only player who didn’t reach the championship round to earn that distinction. He had 17 points in the semifinal loss to Trinity. Fifth-seeded Schreiner was the surprise winner after beating No. 1 St. Thomas in the semifinals and topping No. 2 Trinity in the championship game Sunday.


Weekend baseball, basketball, softball scoreboard; today’s schedule

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College Baseball

Friday’s scores

LSU 7, Kansas State 3
Northwestern State 6, Seton Hall 1
LSUS 4, Texas A&M Texarkana 0
Louisiana Tech 11, Nicholls State 1
Alabama State 10, Grambling State 4, 10 innings

Saturday’s scores

Northwestern State 7, New Mexico State 3
LSUS 4-11, Texas A&M Texarkana 1-3
Centenary at Whittier, cancelled
Iowa 12, LSU 4
Louisiana Tech 3, Nicholls State 2
Grambling State 3, Alabama A&M 2

Sunday’s scores

Nicholls State 8, Louisiana Tech 0
Centenary at Redlands, cancelled
Stephen F. Austin 5, Northwestern State 4
LSU 16, Sam Houston State 4
Jackson State 12, Grambling State 11, 12 innings

Today’s games

No games scheduled.

College Basketball

Friday’s scores

WOMEN

LSUS 74, Huston-Tillotson 65

MEN

LSUS 57, Jarvis Christian 56
Centenary 57, Southwestern (Texas) 47

Saturday’s scores

WOMEN

LSUS 62, Louisiana Christian 46
Middle Tennessee 61, Louisiana Tech 59
Grambling State 61, Florida A&M 46
Texas A&M Corpus Christi 82, Northwestern State 54

MEN

Grambling State 69, Florida A&M 55
LSUS 96, Louisiana Christian 92, OT
Middle Tennessee 63, Louisiana Tech 49
Texas A&M Corpus Christi 83, Northwestern State 75
Trinity 67, Centenary 54

Sunday’s scores

WOMEN

Texas A&M-Texarkana 81, LSUS 46
LSU 74, Mississippi State 59

MEN

Xavier 79, LSUS 63

Today’s games

WOMEN

Grambling State at Bethune-Cookman, 5 p.m.

MEN

Grambling State at Bethune-Cookman, 7 p.m.

College Softball

Saturday’s results

BPCC 15-4, Hill College 5-3

Sunday’s results

BPCC 19-23, Ranger College 3-3

High School Basketball

Friday’s scores 

LHSAA Boys playoffs – First round

Non-Select (playoff seed)

Division I

(5) Ouachita 74, (28) Parkway 47
(16) East Ascension 58, (17) Airline 55

Select

Division II 

(12) Evangel 60, (21) St. Louis Catholic 49
(13) Northside 61, (20) BTW 58

Division III

(15) Loyola 57, (18) Sarah Reed 52
(9) Episcopal 60, (24) North Caddo 53
(17) Green Oaks 58, (16) Pope John Paul II 50

Division IV

(10) Vermilion Catholic 71, (23) Magnolia Charter 42

Today’s games 

LHSAA Boys playoffs – Second round

Select

Division I

(17) Green Oaks at (1) Newman, 6 p.m.

High School Baseball

Friday’s scores

Evangel 12, Loyola 11
Haynesville 15, Huntington 5
Northwood 21, Oak Grove 7
Plain Dealing 27, Bossier 6
West Monroe 6, Haughton 1

North DeSoto Tournament 

Byrd 11, Ruston 4
Captain Shreve 3, Texas High 2
Ouachita Christian 10, Parkway 0

Sulphur Tournament

Sulphur 12, Airline 2
Airline 4, Beaumont Kelly 3
Concordia Lutheran 6, Benton 3

Saturday’s games

Evangel 4, Loyola 3
Northwood 11-3, Oak Grove 1-13
West Monroe 5, Haughton 2
North Webster 11-6, North Caddo 7-4 

North DeSoto Tournament 

Ouachita Christian 8, Byrd 7
St. Frederick 12, Byrd 1, 6 innings
Captain Shreve 14, St. Frederick 11
Captain Shreve 8, Ruston 7
Parkway 3, Ruston 2
Parkway 8, North DeSoto 6

Sulphur Tournament

Houston Concordia 5, Airline 0
Beaumont Kelly 5, Benton 3 

Today’s games

Marshall, Texas at Byrd

Northwood at Natchitoches Central

Southwood at Minden, DH

BTW at North DeSoto

Huntington at Montgomery

BTW at North DeSoto

North Caddo at Doyline

Summerfield at Plain Dealing

High School Softball

Friday’s scores

Caddo Magnet 20, Bossier 1
Simsboro 8, Plain Dealing 0

Sterlington Tournament

Airline 15, Claiborne Christian 4, 5 innings
Calvary 4, Hannan 0
Evangel 10, Bunkie 3

North DeSoto Tournament

Opelousas Catholic 13, Benton 6
North DeSoto 14, Benton 4, 5 innings

Pineville Tournament

Menard 18, Byrd 3

Saturday’s scores

Sterlington Tournament

Airline 10, Cecilia 0
Airline 7, D’Arbonne Woods 4
Calvary 3, Franklin Parish 0
Calvary 17, Quitman 5

North DeSoto Tournament

Benton 9, Many 5

Pineville Tournament

Avoyelles Charter 16, Byrd 1
Avoyelles Charter 5, Parkway 4
Parkway 8, Vidalia 3

Today’s games

Byrd at Simsboro

Evangel at Captain Shreve

West Monroe at Haughton

Northwood-Lena at Southwood

Northwood at Ebarb

Loyola at Red River

Schedules are subject to cancellations and postponements.


Bossier booking information: Daniel Brian Parker, rape and sexual battery, vaginal. Bond: $1,800,000

All persons are presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.

Daniel Brian Parker

Age: 44
Race: White
Sex: Male

Current booking information:

14:41|V. Rape and sexual battery/vaginal. Bond: $1,500,000
14:81.2|Forcible fondling. Molestation of a juvenile or a person with a physical or men. Bond: $150,000
14:89.1|Incest. Aggravated crime against nature, incest. Bond: $150,000


Freedom of speech: Elected officials and their social media

By Royal Alexander/Opinion

Is hate speech also protected?

A legal issue has arisen that deserves attention.

For better or worse, social media is now a permanent part of American life, if not the world over. It is largely the medium by which we as a nation and world communicate.

Whether we speak of Truth Social, Facebook, Twitter, or any of the hundreds of other platforms, social media has become what the 1st Amendment would deem a modern-day “public square.” It’s where millions of Americans go daily and hourly to exchange ideas, conduct public discussions and engage in political dialogue.

Well, elected officials also use social media as a direct and convenient method to communicate with constituents about public policy issues, votes and other matters involving that public official’s representation of his or her constituents.

However, due to the public official’s status as an elected official, the official’s use of an otherwise private social media account may not be private after all.

How so?

Well, as ordinary citizens we have the power and ability to create and manage our own social media accounts as we wish. Our account is our own individual, private account and we can either choose to allow or disallow people from participating—or debating—on it.

For example, if we are on Facebook and make the point that the federal government’s comparative treatment of the events of Jan 6th and the Summer of 2020 riots was not fair and evenhanded, some individual(s) may disagree and/or begin to attack us for our views. Well, if it becomes too much, we can simply block that individual.

However, a public official likely won’t be able to do the same to an even harsh or aggressive dissenting view. (A threat to a public official would be treated differently, likely receiving attention from law enforcement).

Why is that? Why would an otherwise individual, private social media account of an elected official be treated differently than a typical individual’s account?

Because, given that the elected official has used their social media account to reach constituents regarding numerous matters and issues, courts are now deciding that the free speech requirements of the 1st Amendment have attached and dissenting views can no more be silenced or blocked on the official’s social media account than could a dissenting view be silenced in a traditional public square like a public park, town hall, or county/parish fair.

We have a local example of this very thing:

LA. State Senator Katrina Jackson, a black, female, strongly pro-life but otherwise-liberal Democrat from Monroe, Louisiana. Sen. Jackson has a Twitter account that she uses to communicate with her constituents. Over time, a small minority of individuals have attacked her in a manner that is harsh, derogatory, and at times profane, regarding her votes on and support for certain issues.

One example involves Sen. Jackson’s heroic support for unborn babies and her legislative efforts on their behalf. Especially galling to her critics is Sen. Jackson’s defense of African American women and their unborn babies. “African American babies are being aborted at alarming numbers” when compared to the abortion rate in the white population, which she considers to be a “modern-day genocide.”

Well, she’s now being sued over her decision to block a critic from her Twitter account. The lawsuit alleges that it violates the blocked individual’s 1st Amendment right to free speech. Sen. Jackson responded by characterizing the blocked speech as hate speech that shouldn’t enjoy First Amendment protection.

Well, the law often takes time to catch up with technological advancement, but we are beginning to see courts treat as subject to 1st Amendment scrutiny the social media accounts of public officials who use their social media account to carry out their role as an elected official. Courts are holding that a public official cannot engage in what amounts to censorship by blocking someone or deleting someone’s comments just because of that individual’s viewpoint or opinion.

What are some of the factors a court could consider in this regard?

Does the social media account identify the elected official as a government official; are official policy, legislative statements made/posted on the account; does the official seek to communicate directly with voters, or encourage public debate of issues, or provide information about available government services?

No elected official is required to engage in social media but if they do, a court may not allow the official to ban individuals—particularly constituents—or their views from their account.


Notice of Death – February 26, 2023

Charlotte Yvonne Thompson
January 31, 1953 — February 23, 2023
Visitation: Wednesday, March 1, 2023, 11:00 a.m.-1:00 p.m. at Forest Park Funeral Home, 1201 Louisiana Avenue, Shreveport.
Graveside Service: Wednesday, March 1, 2023, 2:00 p.m. at Forest Park West Cemetery, 4000 Meriwether Road, Shreveport.

Dewitt Clinton Cooper, Sr.
May 14, 1926 — February 23, 2023
Visitation: Wednesday, March 1, 2023, 5:00-7:00 p.m. at Centuries Memorial Funeral Home, 8801 Mansfield Road, Shreveport.
Celebration of Life at Graveside: Thursday, March 2, 2023, 2:00 p.m. at Centuries Memorial Funeral Home, 8801 Mansfield Road, Shreveport.

Herbert Lee Jones
June 21, 1949 — February 19, 2023
Visitation: Monday, Feb. 27, 2023, 11:00 a.m. at Aulds Funeral Home, 7849 East Kings Highway, Shreveport.
Funeral Service: Monday, Feb. 27, 2023, 12:00 p.m. at Aulds Funeral Home, 7849 East Kings Highway, Shreveport.
Interment: Monday, Feb. 27, 2023, 2:00 p.m. at Northwest Louisiana Veterans Cemetery, 7970 Mike Clark Road, Keithville.

Charles B. Amie
July 19, 1941 — February 19, 2023
Visitation: Monday, Feb. 27, 2023, 5:00-7:00 p.m. at Osborn Funeral Home, 3631 Southern Avenue, Shreveport.
Graveside Service: Tuesday, Feb. 28, 2023, 11:00 a.m. at Mansfield Cemetery, 303-309 Van Buren Street, Mansfield.

James Ronald ‘Ronnie’ Bergeron
July 4, 1937 — February 23, 2023
Visitation: Wednesday, March 1, 2023, 5:00-7:00 p.m. at Rose-Neath Funeral Home, 1815 Marshall Street, Shreveport.
Memorial Service: Thursday, March 2, 2023, 10:00 a.m. at St. Joseph Catholic Church, 211 Atlantic Avenue, Shreveport.

Ted Taylor
November 29, 1963 — February 14, 2023
Memorial Service: Sunday, March 5, 2023, 2:00-3:00 p.m. at Ida United Methodist Church, Kentucky Avenue, Ida.

Yolanda Burnom
September 1, 1974 — February 6, 2023
Visitation: Tuesday, Feb. 28, 2023, 6:00-8:00 p.m. at Christian Faith Worship Center, 5201 North Market Street, Shreveport.
Celebration of Life: Wednesday, March 1, 2023, 11:00 a.m. at Christian Faith Worship Center, 5201 North Market Street, Shreveport.
Military Honors: Wednesday, March 1, 2023, 2:00 p.m. at Northwest Louisiana Veterans Cemetery, 7970 Mike Clark Road, Keithville.

Ruby Mae Rayson Robinson
April 5, 2022 — February 11, 2023
Viewing: Monday, Feb. 27, 2023, 1:00-5:00 p.m. at Winnfield Funeral Home, 3701 Hollywood Avenue, Shreveport.
Funeral Service: Tuesday, Feb. 28, 2023, 11:00 a.m. at Winnfield Funeral Home, 3701 Hollywood Avenue, Shreveport.
Interment: Tuesday, Feb. 28, 2023, following service at Lincoln Memorial Park Cemetery, 6915 W. 70th Street, Shreveport.

Ginger Dawn Fleming
October 11, 1951 — February 19, 2023
Memorial Service: Thursday, March 16, 2023, 3:300-4:30 p.m. at United Pentacostal Church of Benton, 220 Pine Street, Benton.

Freddy Bruce Studdard
May 4, 1946 — December 23, 2022
Graveside Service: Saturday, April 15, 2023, 1:00-1:30 p.m. at Mount Paran Cemetery, 3749 Mt. Paran Church Road, Social Circle, Ga.

Amy Lynette Pardue
October 21, 1968 — February 8, 2023
Visitation: Thursday, March 2, 2023, 11:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. at Rose-Neath Funeral Home, 2500 Southside Drive, Shreveport.
Memorial Service: Thursday, March 2, 2023, 12:30-1:30 p.m. at Rose-Neath Funeral Home, 2500 Southside Drive, Shreveport.

Robert T. Stinson III
June 6, 1946 — January 29, 2023
Celebration of Life: Saturday, March 25, 2023, 1:00 p.m. at 220 Cash Point Road, Bossier City. (In case of inclement weather, the celebration will be held at Benton Methodist Church, 4615 Palmetto Road, Benton.)

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Lighten up! It’s just a golf thing

Far be it from me to be considered a defender of Tiger Woods, but sometimes you have to stand up for a guy when he’s catching grief from people who are in serious need of getting a life.

Just so you know where I stand, I was no fan of Woods when he started scorching the golf world in his 20s and 30s. It wasn’t so much him as it was the world around him. He seemed more like a corporate creation and even more bothersome, at least to me, was the media’s fawning of him.

Now in his 40s, Woods seems much more Regular Dude and I’ve found that to be somewhat appealing. You got to admit, the guy has had a lot to deal with.

But this is something he shouldn’t have to deal with.

Last week at the Genesis Open – his first PGA event back after a prolonged absence – Woods was playing with Justin Thomas, a good friend on the Tour, in the first round.

When Woods, 47, outdrove the 29-year-old Thomas on a hole, he casually walked down the fairway with Thomas and slipped something into his hands. Thomas looked down to see what it was, gave it a smirk, and continued on. (Almost) nobody noticed it.

But a photographer got a picture of the exchange, zoomed in on the photo and discovered – gasp! – it was a tampon.

Look, I don’t need to translate it for you. It’s pretty obvious what was at play here and, I might add, somewhat creative. I mean, it’s not like Woods just happened to have said item in his golf bag. The pre-meditation of it is part of the beauty.

Social media blew up over it and people who just don’t get it lined up to take their shots. Woods was forced coached coerced into giving an apology “to anyone who was offended.” (Which is very much code for, “I really don’t mean it, but it’s what I’m supposed to say to get you morons off my back.”)

Say whatever you want about the whole thing, but there is one indisputable fact at play here – it’s what guys do. And particularly in golf, which is fertile ground.

Christine Brennan of USA Today predictably weighed in. (“He employed basic misogyny to insult his good friend Thomas, a knee-slapper of a dig against female athletes: You hit the ball like a girl!”)

The Athletic found Sarina Wiegman, a female English soccer coach who nobody has ever heard of, and did an entire story on how she was offended. (“Very inappropriate.”)

So let me speak for an entire gender when I say this: You’re offended? Well how about this – I’m offended that you’re offended.

So there.

But, hey, maybe I’m missing something here. So I checked in with two golfers who might not think the same way I do. You know, just in case my inner misogynist was taking over.

Shreveport’s Meredith Duncan has played on the LPGA Tour and is a former winner of the U.S. Women’s Amateur. Sandra Smith is the former president of the Louisiana Women’s Golf Association, a two-time winner of the LWGA Fourball tournament and a recent board member of the Louisiana Golf Association.

Let’s hear from them!

Duncan: “I thought it was really funny. As a woman I wasn’t offended at all. I don’t understand the big deal, really. It was a funny ribbing between two friends.”

Smith: “Although I thought Tiger’s passing off a tampon to JT was kinda dumb, I certainly wasn’t offended by it. I took it for what it was … a prank gone bad and caught on video. I shudder to think of all the dumb things my girlfriends and I have done through the years … fortunately most of them happened before social media reared its oft-times ugly head.”

So it’s not just what guys do. It’s what golfers do.

“We need to lighten up,” Smith said, “and quit being so damn sensitive.”

Contact JJ at johnjamesmarshall@yahoo.com