Why did the smartphone go to the New Year’s Eve party?

[showhide type=”post” more_text=”Show Answer” less_text=”Hide Answer”]It wanted to ring in the new year![/showhide]

What did the champagne bottle say to the wine glass at the New Year’s Eve party?

[showhide type=”post1” more_text=”Show Answer” less_text=”Hide Answer”]Pour me another one, let’s start this year off with a pop![/showhide]