Thinking out loud while wondering whatever happened to Arsenio Hall . . . .
Surely there isn’t someone sitting in those Police/Sheriff cars parked at the beginning and end of the
I-20 construction zone 24/7, is there? . . . .
Speaking of I-20 construction, how many times do you see 18-wheelers passing through the construction zone, when there are signs before the zone clearly warning drivers that their big rigs are prohibited? I see them all the time, and that’s when I wish my inner Gomer would take over. “Citizens Ah-REST! Citizens Ah-REST!” . . . .
My fiancée’ and I recently went to see a movie. 98 percent of the seats were empty. Of course, a couple had to sit next to us. And the guy took off his flip-flops, put his feet on the reclining seat, and curled up in a ball. When I go to the theatre, I want to eat buttered popcorn and watch a movie. I don’t want to see someone’s feet . . . .
Speaking of movies, there must have been 15 previews that night. Only two were of movies we would possibly be interested in seeing. These days, if you’re not into animation, or the weird, you’re out of luck . . . .
I went into a cake store and said I would like a large Red Velvet cake. The young lady asked me if I wanted the eight-inch or the 10-inch size. What part of “I would like a large” cake did she not understand? . . . .
Check out Caroline Castora, the weekend evening meteorologist at KTBS-TV (Channel 3). She is excellent. Hard to believe this is her first full-time job out of college. She will make it big one day. Count on it . . . .
If you’re driving at the speed limit or slower, PLEASE use the right lane. The left lane is for passing. AAARRRGGGHHH! . . . .
As you may have read, for my 60th birthday, my fiancée took me to a Masters practice round at Augusta National. It was probably a once-in-a-lifetime trip. Does that mean I have to give her a present of equal value? . . . .
I appreciate Curtis Jackson (you know him as rapper 50 Cent) wanting to make a difference in Shreveport. But forget about bringing film and TV production to town. If he really wants to make a difference, how about paying a private company to fix the potholes? Now, that’s something from which everyone would benefit . . . .
Six-and-a-half years ago, I had retinal detachment surgery on my left eye. A few weeks ago, the retina tore in my right eye. To try and avoid surgery, the doc fired 671 laser “hits” to repair the tear. If the police ever want to “persuade” someone to confess to a crime, they should call my doctor . . . .
Soon, car washes will be like Mexican food restaurants – one on every corner . . . .
This year’s college football season is going to be epic. So many games featuring brand names versus brand names (LSU vs. Oklahoma, Texas vs. Michigan, Alabama vs. Wisconsin). Can’t wait! . . . .
Why not leave well enough alone? The Weather Channel’s app was great. Now, it’s not . . . .
I still haven’t heard a good reason as to why Tom Brady subjected himself to being roasted to a crisp on Netflix. The seven-time Super Bowl winning quarterback doesn’t need a dime, but no payday was worth that public humiliation . . . .
I-49, between 3132 and I-20, should be renamed “I-49 Speedway”. Cars blow past me all the time going at least 80 miles per hour. I am convinced I will die in a car accident, and it won’t be my fault . . . .
As I write this, I am about to go on a trip where I will be staying in a house with 13 other people – six of them under the age of six – for a week. I am an only child. Pray for me . . . .
It’s pretty cool that country music singer Jordan Davis, who has the hit single Tucson Too Late, is from Shreveport and went to went to C.E. Byrd High School . . . .
Speaking of country music singers, I’m a Luke Bryan fan, but am starting to think he’s run his course. Bryant’s songs pretty much sound the same. And now, when I hear a singer named “Luke,” it may be Luke Combs . . . .
From time to time, people post on my subdivision’s Facebook page that they are looking for a babysitter. Do parents really leave their child in the hands of someone they don’t know? . . . .
A guy recently did some work for me. He said he grew up watching me on TV. Afterwards, he sent me a follow-up text. “Thank you for your business, Ed.” . . . .
I miss my mom.
Contact Tony (not Ed) at SBJTonyT@gmail.com.